Dyneema® Poop-moji Pouch


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The ultimate ultralight companion for adventurers with a sense of humor and a knack for staying organized. Made from rugged yet lightweight Dyneema®, this pouch is perfect for storing toiletries, first-aid essentials, or whatever you need to keep handy on the trail.

Key Features:

  • Durable and Weather-Resistant: Crafted from 100% Dyneema®, renowned for its incredible strength-to-weight ratio and resistance to water and abrasions.
  • Compact & Ultralight: Adds virtually no weight to your pack while offering ample room for your trail necessities.
  • Fun & Functional Design: The playful poop-emoji pattern brings a little humor to your hikes—because nature calls, but why not answer with style?
  • Eco-Friendly Packaging: We care about the trails we roam. Our packaging is as mindful as our gear.

Perfect For:

  • Backpackers and thru-hikers seeking lightweight, durable gear.
  • Outdoor enthusiasts who want to add a touch of fun to their setup.
  • Anyone who appreciates functional gear that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Sizing:

  • Standard: 7.5" wide x 5" tall - 0.3oz - Fits Deuce of Spades #2 or smaller trowels

  • Tall: 7.5" wide x 6" tall - 0.4oz - Fits Deuce of Spades #2 or smaller trowels, and has additional height to accommodate a pee funnel!

  • Wide: 9.5” wide x 5” tall (wide) - 0.4oz - Will fit larger ultralight trowels, for example the Deuce of Spades #3 and Prairie Dog trowels

Made with:

  • 1.0 oz Dyneema® Composite Fabric (CT2K.18) or 1.43 oz Dyneema® Composite Fabric Hybrid (CT5K.18)
  • YKK water-resistant zipper and pulls
  • Nylon Grosgrain Ribbon

Whether you're summiting peaks, hitting the trails, or camping out under the stars, the Dyneema® Hiker Poop-Moji Pouch is your go-to storage solution. Tough, lightweight, and just the right amount of cheeky—this pouch is as practical as it is fun.

Please allow 7-10 business days for production as all of our items are made-to-order. If you're going on a hike and need something sooner please leave a comment in the order checkout or just use our contact form to send us a message and we will do our best to accommodate!


Customer Reviews

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Jen Drake-Logan
Love it.

It's a bag. It's very light. Any light bag would work, but this one makes me laugh and makes other people laugh. Love it.

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John Burick
Love my Poop Bag

Everything about backpacking is finding your stuff. This contains my hygiene kit and holds everything I need to keep clean in the back country. Light weight, durable and easy to find in the dark crevasses of your pack. Going to be a funny stocking stuffer with utility for Xmas.

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Bruce Watts
This is my #2 number 2 bag...

My first Space Bear poop bag was smaller and never let me down on thousands of kilometres on various thru-hikes… so it was time for a bigger one for family adventures…and kids I think liked it better than me!

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William

Great quality and relatively quick shipping for a custom made item. Great zipper

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William

Great quality and relatively quick shipping for a custom made item. Great zipper